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The Best Way -xDanex-

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The best way to make it through
With hearts & wrists intact
Is to realize
Two outta three ain't bad--
Ain't bad.
Me & you
Setting in a honeymoon
If I woke up next to you...
(if I woke up next to you)
~ I'm Like a Lawyer With the Way I'm Always Trying to Get You Off (Me & You); Fall Out boy. [[stop having such long song titles, motherfuckers.]]

.____________. this is why wendie does not pixel backgrounds.

HI BILLY MAYS HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT THIS AWESOME NEW PIXEL. OKAY ASIDE FROM THE SHIT-TASTIC WALL AND WHAT I THINK IS GRASS. [[either that or a leprechaun just jizzed all over the bottom of it]] THIS BABY COMES EQUIPPED WITH TRIPP PANTS AND SPIKED HAIR, AS WELL AS THOSE A-FUCKING-DORABLE DIMPLE-- BUT THAT'S NOT ALL, YOU GET THE DIMPLES, AND THE FRECKLES! AND IF YOU CALL NOW YOU GET THE UGLY TURTLENECK FOR FREE. FREEEEEEEEEE! CALL 1-877-I-AM-A-DOUCHE FOR DETAILS

I like him. :] His name is Dane, obviously. He's hardcore adorable. He used to be chubbier, but... uhm... well, you'll find out.

Fun facts:
*He's mortal
*he's scared of sex, but knows he's a bottom/switch from watching porn
*he's in love with his best friend
*he tried to hang himself because of it
*he cuts his thighs
*virginnnn
*he's bulimic
*he thinks being skinnier and trying to get in shape will make the love of his life like him more
*he's insecure
*he acts like he's okay when he's not
*he's a candy addict
*he's a goody two-shoes
*he wants to cuddle. Right now.

:]

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calhale's avatar
Omg he's too cute. My OC Dean is actually thinking about topping.... which he usually doesn't do but..... Dean needs to be quiet.... very cute darling.